Monday, July 04, 2005
I have always been well-endowed... at least since I noticed that puberty was creeping into my system. I used to go through utter humiliation everytime my classmates would tease me about having to wear a bra when most them could make to with sandos or trainer bras. They would taunt me about not being able to jump up and down, and how everytime we were distributed one-size-fits-all t-shirts, mine would be just a little too snug in the chest area. I hated being well-endowed... at least in High School.
Let's just say I began embracing my womanhood in college. Yes, my closest friends would still tease me about it, but having gotten my higher education in a very liberal university where it was normal to not be normal, nobody really cared if my cupsize wasn't that of a typical Asian woman. "Hey, some women (and occassionally, some men) pay big bucks to have what I have. Maybe it isn't such a bad thing after all," I thought. "Thank god for my lola's genes." And so there it goes, I began to appreciate my being "gifted."
At present though, I feel like my honeymoon period with them is slowly wearing out. I am beginning to go back to my first opinion that this is more a curse than a gift. I have come up with a few reasons why...
1. Buying bras in the Philippines is next to impossible. I have to have them sent from abroad.
2. Getting massages can be rather painful as I have to lie on my stomach.
3. Watching a pregnant woman's chest balloon from a cup A to a C makes me want to think twice about getting pregnant myself.
4. Button-down shirts are unwearble without a safety pin.
5. PMS brings twice (or sometimes even thrice) the pain.
6. Certain tops which may look perfectly innocent on any other girl are in danger of looking downright skanky on us.
7. Without the right precautions, active sports can be a very painful experience.
8. Because of their weight, most of us well-endowed women develop lower-back pains.
9. For the same reason, the thought of what they might look like thirty years down the road is downright scary.
Indeed, being well-endowed is a curse in disguise.
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